Things you learn watching the food network

Emeril is beyond annoying. He's like the George Bush of cooking. The halting way he talks just irritates the hell out of me. You cannot, I repeat, cannot eat three decent meals on $40 a day. Not matter what Rachel Ray says I totally disagree. People in Cincinnati like to eat chile on top of pasta with oyster.

I will be attempting my first Knitty project. It's true, a first. For some reason I haven't made any thing from there yet. Some of the patterns they have are quite nice but for some reason I haven't made one. But this issue is so fun I just have to try it out.